In the Mood for a Chuckle about Diet Pill Marketing?

This article had me laughing.

My favorite tidbits:

…the ad claims, the Skinny Pill will “melt away fat 12 times faster than a full hour of military aerobics” while you sit in your favorite armchair happily devouring a heaping bowl of Triple Brownie Chocolate ice cream with a side of cherry cheesecake. Of course, the teensy fine print I read with my neutron microscope suggests that “results may vary.”

and this one:

…the ad promises that my excess fat and flab will disappear right before my very eyes. I guess The Skinny Pill produces hallucinations, as well.